Scottish Regimental Dirk Dagger

Imagine this scenario, you are taking an evening stroll through the streets, you just had a mind blowing dinner, you’re as happy as can be; nothing can ruin your mood or day at this point. Lo and behold, two hoodlums jump you and try to mug you; little did they know that you’re wielding your brand new dirk dagger gotten from knives Deal. Saying you defeated them would be the mother of all understatements, you totally tore through them